July 23, 2020
When you thought it couldn’t get any weirder here...
Kids say the darndest things. They do some pretty crazy stuff too. I'm trying my best to keep track of OUR kids' funny sayings and "we'll laugh about this someday" moments.
July 23, 2020
When you thought it couldn’t get any weirder here...
I've given up. He's WAY past being done shopping, so we head over to the UPS Store to meet dad, as he and I need to get something notarized. (We decided it was probably a good idea to provide a letter of temporary guardianship for the family members who will be traveling with our minor son out of the country.) But dad is having trouble getting the printer to cooperate, so he's running a little late.
Even though the local children's used clothing store ONLY carries up to boy's size 14 (and we need an adult men's small), and dragging my son in there is going to be like pulling teeth, it’s right there next to the UPS Store, so I tell him we're going. He mildly complains while I dig through my coupon envelope looking for my store credit receipt. Which - when I finally locate it - is nearly blank because someone thought it was a good idea to print a “this is your only record of store credit so treat it like it’s cash” receipt on thermal paper. But there’s enough legible ink remaining that I can make out that my $17.12 credit expires the next day.
“God,” I silently pray as we head through the parking lot, “Please help me find what he needs in here. I’m tired, I hate shopping, I don’t know where else to look, and I need to get home and make dinner. And I really don’t want to drive back to Dick’s to spend $100 so I don’t feel like a failure and unloving mother.”
We walk in, and thread our way all the way to the back of the store, where the tiny section of boy's size 14 clothes are. The entire row is basically jeans, shorts and t-shirts. No jackets whatsoever. In fact, the only long-sleeved clothing I find are a few lightweight long-sleeve t-shirts and every single one of them is way too small.
I think we’re on strike eleven at this point.
I figure I might as well use this credit before it expires so I head toward the girl's clothing to see what I can find. I have to walk around the end of the aisle I'm on to get there though…
Lo and behold, on the endcap, completely out of place in the midst of a bunch of toddler-sized boy's sweatshirts, is the EXACT same jacket he'd liked at Dick's.
In silver.
In his size.
In perfect condition.
July 2, 2009
3yo: "Mommy, are you a snake? 'Cause your skin is coming off."
Stupid sunburn.
"They sound kind of lame." (Ryan's opinion of the Beatles, March 3, 2011)
I was just working on something and for some reason started singing Yellow Submarine, and he gave me this strange look. I explained to him what I was singing, then pulled up a video of the Beatles singing it on YouTube to provide him with a more authentic experience. That's when he said they sounded lame. When I didn't turn it off, his eye started twitching.
So I played a bunch of other stuff for him: I Wanna Hold Your Hand, Here Comes The Sun, Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da, Twist and Shout, Revolution, etc. He started rolling his eyes, and and one point pretended to fall over dead.
(Ryan - 2/10/2012)
Our, poor snowman, who was standing on his hands, suffered a terrible death. Because his hands were only made from thin sticks, his hands broke, and his head landed facedown on the deck. As his head was made of snow, it was destroyed upon impact. We were proud of you, our faithful snowman. (brief shout out to the Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. This would go great in your snowmen of terror exhibit)