Open-minded

April 2010 (Need to snag these when they come across my Facebook memories, since so many have dropped out of my own memories)

Dad: Megan, eat your food. 

Megan: I don't like it. 

Dad: It's good, you just have to open your mind a bit. 

Several minutes elapse... 

Megan: I'm doing my best to open my mind, but I just can't. It's hard to open my mind.

Looking where?

 Came across this one in my FB memories (original approximately April 2009):

(KMM)

Parent: You need to stop arguing with me about this.

Child: (rolls eyes)

Parent: Don't roll your eyes at me. I'm serious!

Child: I wasn't rolling my eyes. I was looking at Jesus.